Sylvia's Journal

I am in my fifth day of a miserable cold, laryngitis, sore throat, cough, sinus pains and what not, hence the absence of posts. Having another inflammation in my arm (a tendinitis that probably came from being on crutches) makes for nights as miserable as the days.

I spent this last week in Afghanistan voiceless. Still I ran a full day event on Sunday, which probably set me back a few days as I thought I was on the mend but then relapsed. My co-facilitator did fine with me whispering on the sidelines. It was actually a good test because he will run the next event, six months from now, on his own, passing his new skills on to another. That’s how it should go.

Being voiceless is a terrible experience because it is only then that you realize how much you have to say. May be if you have always been voiceless you don’t know any better and assume you have nothing to say.

I am under the wonderful nursing care of a colleague who was much better equipped with medicine than I was. I left my entire medicine kit at home; it must have gotten moved out of the routine somehow. And obviously getting sick was not part of the plan.

I am imagining the wars that are going on inside me at a cellular level; now so much better informed about how that takes place from reading The Great Influenza.

I had to skip some fun stuff towards the end of my visit, such as a Friday lunch at M’s new apartment, a visit from my wool supplier who had wanted to bring me a sweater, no doubt knitted by one of his wool widows, seeing my friend F from Pakistan who happened to be in town and saying goodbye to other dear friends. I also had to cancel a last visit to S’ family and the girls’ school. Hopefully I can make up for this a next time as there are some signs that I may be asked to come back, so I consider these simply postponements.

And now I am preparing for my departure; suitcase packed, a last morning in the office to say my goodbyes, departing after lunch for a debrief at USAID and then to the airport and on my way home, still sick as a dog but buoyed by the prospect of home and family.

With the bulk of my work done I promptly got sick; as soon as I had said goodbye to my guests on Wednesday night I could feel the laryngitis coming. When I woke up I was voiceless.

I went to the office for two meetings, weathering a snowstorm that left about 8 inches on the ground. I had promised to show up at lunch time for our ladies lunch which would have been a reunion of sorts. But I probably should have stayed in bed.

My participation in the meetings was stressful as I couldn’t really express myself other than in a croaky or whispering voice. At 1 PM was back at the guesthouse and in bed with a warm water bottle, wishing I was home.

I slept for 16 hours, waking up every few hours, and starting Friday still without a voice. On Sunday I am on again for a one day event which will be rather challenging without a voice.

I spent the day between the couch and my bed, too good to be in bed, not good enough to do anything meaningful. Finally at 3 PM, fever abated, cabin fever up, I went with one of my house mates on a drive by tour of Kabul to see Kabul under half a foot of snow under blue skies. The snow softens Kabul’s hard edges except where it has turned into mud.

Afterwards, back at the guesthouse, I watched the movie Kandahar, to stay with the theme of voiceless. It depressed me and got me back into bed.

We finished the last day of the leadership and advanced facilitation workshop which ended with each provincial team preparing how they will roll out the program once back home. They used particular templates which they copy out of a book; everyone was scrambling for a ruler to make straight lines. Even though I told them this was not some architectural drawing contest, the lines have to be straight. May be we should print the templates on plastic next time so they can simply fill in the blanks; it would save some time of the preparation for show time – the time for a gallery walk where each team can both show and comment on the other teams’ products.

The time estimates I had received from my colleagues yesterday for the pieces they were to run were off; this happens everywhere in the world and it puzzles me. These facilitators are experienced, they have done many sessions, and going over time is quite common. So why can they not estimate how long something will take? Is it because they calculate the time they think they need but do not include the time needed to engage others in conversation. Maybe at the root is the lecturer mindset. Lectures are predictable; they start when the prof walks in and are over when the prof walks out, whether on time or not.

Sometimes the trust fall finds me falling, and what was designed goes into another direction; I discover I had assumed something about my co-facilitators, that they understood the rationale for having a gallery walk instead of plenary presentations. In those instances I get a little bossy, especially on last days when there is a hard stop. When lunch comes at 1 we need to be done; after lunch are the closing words and the certificates.

The certificates threatened to pose a problem; a workshop can go entirely south when there are no certificates at the end – it’s the first response we get when we ask about expectations. Certificates are hugely important for reasons I don’t quite understand – after all these people are doctors and have academic certificates on their walls – more valuable I would imagine than the ones handed out for attendance at this or that workshop.

In the middle of the morning I was told that the certificates were stuck at the ministry where the official who has to sign them had closed his door and didn’t want to be disturbed. Anyone higher up in the hierarchy doesn’t have to respect this, but my colleagues are lower and therefore stuck. Somehow it got resolved, like so many issues here get somehow resolved.

We all got what we wanted, except a few people who wanted more money for their lodging, hoping I could resolve this (I could not); then they got on the plane and went home, hopefully not too disappointed about that money and happy because of the certificate. Nothing is a straight line here despite everyone’s best efforts.

I am now walking around without crutches, or sticks as the Afghans say, a literal translation from Dari where crutches are called ‘sticks of wood,’ which is what they usually are, if that.

In the morning when I get up my ankle feels great. I can even walk without my orthopedic boot on, nearly normal two-legged again. But by the time I come home from a day of facilitation my ankle is sore. My improvised icing device is a small bottle of water that I put in the freezer in the morning and bind around my ankle when I come home.

The nerves are still in disarray – touching some part of my ankle produces small electric shocks while other parts remain without sensation. I am beginning to suspect that some of the three deck screws damaged the nervous system – hopefully not permanently but I know that nerve damage heals very slowly, if at all. For now both of my feet have compromised nerves – a daily reminder of the crash.

At night I prop my foot up on a pillow next to the ice bottle and that is how I fall asleep. The sore ankle urges me to go to bed early, sometimes as early as 7:30 PM. This means I am making very long nights, 9 hours sometimes. I follow my body’s instructions, assuming it knows best.

At the guesthouse the cast of characters changes nearly daily – some Johns Hopkins professors arrived to teach hospital administrators while our TB team is on its way out; the DHS reconnoitering team will leave after the weekend and a batch of pharmacists will take their rooms. I am the constant, at least for another week when my 5 weeks are up. A week from now I should be making my way to Dubai, incha’allah.

We completed the section of the workshop focused on getting people familiar with the content of the new and improved leadership development program. It was a hard nut to crack, to cover 491 pages in 3 days. The best I could do was to reduce the sense of intimidation people may have felt when they were given a bound copy of the thick facilitator guide. I wanted them to make friends with the hefty tome. Some got too intimate and the poorly bound document fell apart – a sign of things to come?

All of today consisted of practica – twelve pairs of accomplished or would-be facilitators selected a 45 session each and then, in three simultaneous sessions going on in three different parts of the conference floor, facilitated their peers. The last 15 minutes were spent on feedback.

Again, much was done in Pashto and Dari but I got the general gist of the feedback and it was good. One set of session instructions (on priority setting) suggested to ask the women in the group to list the desirable qualities of a husband. The teaching notes says “ask the men to sit on the side and observe.” The two rookie facilitators were puzzled about this exercise (the lone woman left after lunch) and it took a bit of back and forth to change the exercise and ask the men what qualities make for a good wife. The group brainstormed the qualities and I was pleasantly surprised that education came first, then religion, then beauty and lastly wealth.

My Afghan colleagues pretty much run the show now, with the most senior (and my former direct report) taking the lead. I want the team to be able to run this workshop again (and they can) at a later time as repeats are needed: someone’s cousin died and he dropped out; another was sent to Iran on a moment’s notice and left after day 1; another had to wait three days for a plane to take off from Herat because of heavy snow fall (it was exactly 9 years ago that three of my young colleagues perished as the plane they travelled in from Herat to Kabul should have stayed on the ground).

These dropouts (and some drop in again) challenge our certificate rules. Our facilitation team agreed yesterday that the cutoff line to receive a certificate of attendance would be a minimum of 3 days of attendance; a very senior doctor is pleading with each of the facilitators to make an exception for him as he missed the first three days through no fault of his own. But we simply cannot grant a certificate of attendance when there was no attendance. Our compromise is to create a special certificate for him that indicates attendance at the two days that he will have been with us. We will sign it ourselves since it’s too late to go through the government circuit of signatures of a higher order. I am not sure whether this will be acceptable to him but it will have to do.